memewhore:

memewhore:

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

pointnclick:

They call me Michael Myers in the club the way I just stand there

mega-gaymer-party:

medievalthymes:

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

rowanmeierotto:

jga-dumpster-blog:

pocketss:

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

frogmoss1:

dishevelledghost:

dishevelledghost:

WHAT IS GOING ON.

i found another one 😭😭😭

the devilish chewer

copepods:

copepods:

every video game released as part of a larger series/franchise should have a mandatory waiting period of 5 years between a game release and any sequels or dlc planned afterwards. not to give enough time to make sure the sequel’s good and finished, but to drive speedrunners to the state of content-deprived near-insanity where they start doing ridiculous runs like randomizing npc dialogue or cutting every blade of grass

batshit video concepts like this are vital to the youtube gaming ecosystem and they will stop existing entirely if every game franchise puts out something new every 6 months

whompthatsucker1981:

dj crazy times was right. world peace is possible through the magic of eurodance. half my dashboard is from the planet of bass now

maybe-an-aspd-angel:

cosmicallyavg:

cosmicallyavg:

the gasp i gusped when i just opened one of my words with friends games

it would have been 69 points too this is a hate crime